

Guess who got stuck in holiday traffic for **FOUR HOURS** today for an errand that should have taken 90 minutes?? It was THIS bitch, yeppers....😅 Please forgive your favorite slut for being a bit MIA today. I'm going to try relaxing in the tub and enjoy this Mountain Dew. I've got lots of freebies and fun scheduled for this weekend! So... **PREPARETH THY COCKETH**