My funny Kevin story. If you're newer, I see a man about 4-5 times a year at conferences and I use him for sex. We were just plain ol work colleagues for a couple years before that.
But when I first moved to seduce him, and he was super nervous as he was married, but I knew it had gone to shit because he travels a lot for work and she cheated on him SO MANY TIMES.
("Come to poindexter. I'll take your mind off that terrible wife of yours...:)
But shortly after we first met for sex, he did divorce his wife (he'd REALLY tried for years with her and she's all "it's your fault because you travel all the time!")
So he went on a date recently, and the woman was randomly friends with the court mediator for his divorce and long ago, she had privately told her friend (Kevin's date) that she was overseeing a divorce and the guy would be perfect for her, but she couldn't reveal his name (attorney/client privilege), and the court mediator at that time was all "omg...this guy's wife??? She's CRAZY!!!"😅😆
On his date the other day, the two of them put it together "you're who my friend was talking about long ago! With the crazy wife!"
"Hey Assman!" OK some hump day goodness for you, swipe right, tell me which one you like best. Then jerk off for me. It makes me hot when you tell me that.
I have a super hectic day today😅, but I gotta tell you a funny story about my work colleague Kevin (my conference bang-buddy) when I have a moment later today.
Oh - and I gotta post my NIU school shirt pic from a fan. I got it, I just have to organize the pics
Happy hump day! Swipe right. I gotta take one of my monsters to the doctor right now (an appointment not an emergency). Omg one of my other little monsters had a nightmare last night and it scared me, because he woke up and started wandering around and was yelling and I thought something was wrong. I had to tuck him back in and stay in his bed a while to make sure he's ok.
Tuesday. Business mtg with handsome executive. Should I bang him, or no?
(I'm kidding. Tuesdays are actually mom duties allllllll day and evening. But while I'm sitting waiting for my little monsters to finish music practice, this is what I'm thinking. I may or may not put my hand in my damp panties while sitting in the parking lot.
Mom secret: this is more common with bored housewife moms than you probably think😆)
I gotta brilliant idea. I was at Sportsman' Warehouse and they have decoy elk cows to put in a field and lure the elk bulls in. (It's called "Miss September"😆) I'm going to get Tris to stand outside my house and lure boys in, then when they're not looking, toss a sack over them and cart them to my bedroom.
"My mom boobs are so full and bursting. Suck on them for me while I use your cock inside me to orgasm. I have a hectic day. Now shhh...(shoves tits in your mouth to silence your complaints)...that's better."
Your face here. Btw, Daniel who was one of the winners from yesterday is from France. I don't think he knows American football and may put random scores😆. He won SO MANY TIMES last year😅
If I ever get to go on another date, I'll wear this. What do you think? Would that inspire you to agree to have sex with me? You could reach under the table at dinner and slide your hand up my thigh until it was resting on my dripping pussy.
And maaaaybe, you might be so overcome I can convince you to sneak under the table and lick my pussy. And the waiter would come to the table "more champagne, Miss?" and I'd be all "YES! YES! YES! PLEEEEASE!" while he watched me cum all over your face between my thighs and my hands tight on your head shoving your face into my pulsating amd squirting pussy
Congratulations to the winners from Chiefs (26) v. Bengals (25) yesterday! Jay @jayssd605 & Daniel @udaniel2306 & LT @u120696190 with 28 v. 24 - I'll DM you later today with codes for whatever you want on the https://mrspoindexter.io store, or free subscription link (your choice)
Joe @jp1964 with 27 v. 24 would have POSSIBLY won, but Joe, you didn't list which team is 27 and which team is 24! 😅
I made the cutoff +/- 3 from actual score, so if I missed you, leave a comment below and I'll fix it. I've been known to make mistakes
I will put you down and make you mine. I like to own men for my free use. You know that's your purpose in life, right? Just admit it in the comments. It'll be easier this way
(My husband said I should find a hunting boyfriend to take with me for October and use him for sex every night while I'm gone. I'd want to...but I don't know if Mr Poindexter is being serious or just messing with me. He actually doesn't like me going on too many overnight dates. Kinda intimate.
Doesn't matter though. I can't find anyone willing to have sex with me - that I know and are local and I can actually invite in real life)
Getting ready for my monday morning. I've actually be up since about 5am (which is 8am Eastern for business mtgs) and I'll get the winners from yesterday's game out shortly!
Me after using Mr Poindexter (swipe right) He said he's going to break into my phone and get on my page here are make a secret post to you all, so you'll know the TRUTH about me how I use him for sex. And so all my fans will be horrified and have much sympathy for him.
Got my rifle dialed in (last shot was dead center) Wanna hear a sob story? After getting all hot at the range, shooting next to a group of younng handsome sheriffs, I came home and ordered Mr Poindexter to our bed to use him.
After I made him eat my wet pussy, almost cumming on his face while he pinched my nipples, I turned him around so I could watch football and ride his cock to a huge huge orgasm, then flopped down to relax and watch the game.
He sobbed "you go shoot guns, you drive your truck home, you use me for sex to cum all over and squirt on me and all over our bed while you watch football, and then you're all "ok, I'm done with you". I think you might be a boy"
(Swipe right for my mom) Took my mom to the shooting range to find her a man to use for sex. NO DICE. She did talk to one man but no deal closed. Mr Poindexter offered to provide translator services for her next time
“Hey. Mr. Man. See that busty older woman over there? She’s my mother-in-law. She’s been a widow a long time. She needs you to provide sex to her. Can you assist with that?”
“Why yes, yes I can.” “Hello ma’am, you wish is my command”
The end. According to Mr Poindexter, that is ALL that is required. He gets so frustrated with females’ bullshit blah blah waste of time blabber dance around it. Just say what you want!!! It’s how men work!!!
Nighty nite! I had a long day. Oh hey! LIVE CAM today Sunday at 5pm Pacific! In between the late game and Sunday night football game. Taking gramma poindexter go the range tomorrow too, to see if we can find her a man she can use for sex
Maybe at the track meet I can smile at dads and see if one talks to me and then whisper in his ear "this is my address...Come around back. My husband will be gone"
I'm innocent as you know, however I loooove to 69 with a man. It sooo hot having a mana penis in my mouth while he's licking my pussy. It drives me crazy! But...my lipstick will get all smeared on your cock. I'm so sorry!
(Oh...I just had my pussy fucked in this picture. Did I ever mention it also turns me on to command and control men to make them fuck me, and use them for my pleasures? Keep that between us. I need to keep my good mom image pristine)
I hope your Saturday is going good! I have soooo much today. I have a little monsters track meet, then I have to take 2 other monsters to a college admissions prep, then I have a church thing this afternoon, then I have a family birthday party this evening 😅
Just your average innocent mom. I'm a good mom, right?
(Is it bad if I fantasize about having a few men in my bed to order them to jerk off for me, while I take each one to lick my pussy and use them to cum, one after the other while I order the others to cum for me while I watch them? If it's bad, I'll won't fantasize about that)
Good morning sweetheart. Now...you just lie there while I straddle your face with my panty covered pussy hovering riiiight over you, so hot and moist you can feel it against your cheek.
Watch while I sloooowly pull my panties down and lower myself inch by inch closer to your mouth...until I'm pressing my wetness onto your tongue. It's dripping into your mouth, I taste like warm cucumber and lemon water flowing into you.
Then you'll drive me crazy while I thrash and moan and you make me cum in your mouth
I want you to jerk off for me while I ride your face and orgasm. Please cum when I do, it makes it so hot for me to know you're shooting your cum from your cock as I'm cumming in your mouth.